This man is very crazy. He was last seen at the Southpark Lanes Bowling Alley... bowling. He refers to himself as "the 3-time, 3-time, 3-time chicken champ."

If you have seen this man anywhere in your vicinity, give him a hug cuz he looks very stressed out and tell him you love him. Maybe that will cheer him up.

And remember, if he calls you a "SUCKAAAAAAAAA," thats a good thing.